Buffy

So my friend from next door just walked into my room and told me a great story about a drunken hookup of his. I had never heard the full version so I'll share it with all of you. If you want to know who the friend is, just watch the video about one post down.

It starts with him getting really baked in the dorm. (Not a bowl or two baked. A BLUNT baked). He's just wandering the halls and notices the girl that lives across the hall stumbling back from a party with some girls (one of which who wasn't a student here). He instinctively followed these girls into their room and sat on top of her roommate's bed with the strange girl.

Fast forward thirty seconds...

...the two of them are hooking up on top of the bed while the other 6 people in the room are trying to not make it awkward and continue a conversation. Eventually he coerces her into his room and the hooking up continues. Some clothes came off and then she rolls on top of him and drops the bomb. Her face was almost touching his and in between kisses she says:

"Just so you know, I'm very kinky." That's when the biting commenced.

It started on the neck, but it wasn't just biting. He's sitting right next to me and informed me that there's sucking, teething and then there was what she was doing. She must have been trying to draw blood. She bit his neck, chest, shoulders, face and finally pushed it to the limit and took a good gnaw on his nipples. This was as much as he would allow, because the pain was "incredible".

He had had enough with her pushing his limits and he felt that it was time for him to push hers.

After the nipple-biting she said "Just so you know - I like to be pushed around. If you take it too far, I'll say stop... but I never say stop." He was drunk and high enough so he did the next logical thing. He slammed that bitch up against the wall "pretty fucking hard". He was almost worried it hurt her, but before he could think about it she returned the favor. They did this a few times, and then once they were out of breath from beating the shit out of each other...

...fell asleep before the good part.

Morning comes around and my friend wakes up on his back facing the ceiling. He turns to get out of bed and is greeted by the sight of a topless female under his covers. Normally a good thing, but his first thought was "Who the fuck are you?!" followed by the immediate pain throughout his body. That reminded him of his night before. He kicked her out, and then went to tell us about his night. We saw him walking down the hall with a bunch of weird wounds on him. He had bite marks, scratch marks, and some other marks which we had no idea what they were.

Three days later he was bite mark free and "vampire-girl" became a great memory.

"Just so you know... I like to be pushed around. If you take it too far, I'll say stop... but I never say stop."